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Fat Cat

BashThis is Bash, aka 'dude' aka 'fat cat'.  He is skilled in the art of KGB sleep deprivation tactics and meowing at random stuff until he's told to shut up.  He's a Burmese, which generally means he's an evil genius and very good at getting what he wants.  He's also dumb as a box of frogs and excellent at running into things head first (the two might be related).  He is soon be joined by a siamese kitten called Luna.

The water bottle

This is my water bottle... why is it here? well because everyone (and I do mean everyone) asks me what's in it... it's not fossilsed dinosaur poo as one person recently commented - it's charcoal.  I didn't buy it for the charcoal, I bought it because it's a huge bottle and it doesn't have one of those irritating suck spout things which makes me feel like an overgrown baby.  I needed to drink more water... this solved the problem (it works - I drink about three of them a day).  If you would like your own, you can find them at John Lewis or Amazon.The water bottle

the books

The booksLast year on one of my many weeks off, I decided to re-read most of John Connolly's books (my favourite author), I read 8 of them in 7 days, along with the new Michael Connelly (not related) book.  Apparently, this is not normal... Put it this way, if reading were an Olympic sport, I'd be aiming for a gold medal.
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linked…in?

April 14, 2012 by stuff I write

With the explosion of Social Media in the last few years, it appears there is a channel for everything.  I guess it’s a bit like exploding the saying ‘a place for everything, and everything in its place’.  We’re all on Facebook (well if the 7 billion people world wide figure is to be believed), more and more of us are on twitter and if you’ve got any kind of professional job, chances are, you’re on LinkedIn.

So why am I getting on my high horse about LinkedIn?  Well it was a tweet that I read the other day, about people adding people who they don’t know.  And do you know what? it really got me thinking – why do people add people they don’t know to their professional network?

I think I’m one of those people who are a bit trepidatious about adding people I don’t know to what is essentially a private network.  I only really want to add people that I truly know.  I’ve gone through spates of removing people from Facebook, because, well – just because I went to school with you 19 years ago – it doesn’t mean that I really want to be friends with you now.  So, I’m a bit more reserved about adding people.

I guess this is why my LinkedIn profile only has something like 70 contacts and my Facebook one 80ish.  There is of course that prime number that suggests you can only know so many people before the number becomes un-manageable.  Even so, I’m more about the quality than I am about the quantity when it comes to these two channels.

The thing with LinkedIn is that many people now seem to use it to find jobs, they don’t from what I can tell seem to use it as a method to keep in contact with people professionally.  So what purpose does it serve?  I get very confused by these people who have over 400 contacts on LinkedIn, and yet they don’t really communicate with anyone, and what they do, within LinkedIn is just seem to lurk.

Someone I used to know said to me that they didn’t use twitter because they didn’t have anything to say, I’m inclined to disagree everyone has something to say in one way or another – it’s what makes us interesting as people.  The little nuggets that this person used to come up with were hilarious and it felt like the rest of the world was being robbed because nobody else got to hear them.  So if you just collect contacts like they’re a digital rolodex then what does it say to the people you follow?

If you’re going to put together a social network, it seems to me, that you’ve got to have a really good mission for what you’re trying to do.  Look at Friend’s Reunited – it effectively got ousted from the social sphere because Facebook does it bigger, and it does it better (I felt dirty saying that).  Friend’s Reunited is too niche – and their attempts to make it less so have fallen rather flat on its face (this is a story for another time).  Perhaps LinkedIn will go the same way?

The thing about LinkedIn is that there’s too much going on, too much choice and there’s very little in the way of it being helpful.  If you work in a creative field – it doesn’t show case your work.  If you work in the UX field, it doesn’t reflect how good you might be.  Yes, I know they’ve gone public in America, but I think potentially they need to slim down their offering, and try to scale back on something they’re not.

So I’m wondering, how long is it before twitter and Facebook overtake LinkedIn as the place to go to find your next job, or your next employee?  If you think about it, twitter and Facebook can give you a better view of the person behind that formal CV.  When you’re on either channel, chances are that you’re talking about things that aren’t just work related.  You’re talking about what you like, what you read, what you’ve seen, you share the good times, and sometimes the bad.  You get a view for what the person is really like.  LinkedIn? well, it’s all about the career.

facegram?

April 9, 2012 by stuff about tech

So at the start of this year, I decided to challenge my brain a little bit, and was looking at various things that would have an impact over the next twelve months.  I’ll share the others with you some other time.  However, one of those ‘things’ was instagram.

I think I became a convert to instagram last year, on a (probably) boring Saturday fiddling with my new iPhone 4s.  Having realised that I could actually take half decent photos (yes, of my cat), I thought ‘ooh – what shall I do with this new found awesomeness?’ (and yes, I do say awesomeness – I’m a nerd people – keep up).  Downloading instagram, I started playing around with the features, and lo! I actually looked like I knew what I was doing with a camera.

It would seem that I’m not the only one who’s caught onto how cool it is.  Millions of users, brands actively using it as part of their campaigns (Levi’s, Burberry, Tiffany’s to name a few), and now in the last week, an Android version.  It’s suddenly cool to share photos again.

Putting Flickr aside (which seems to have become the stomping ground for photographers with real talent), instagram has created a tool that is actually easy to use.  Take a photo, zoom in a bit, put an arty ‘blur’ on it then pick a filter.  Then upload and share.  They’ve integrated with most of the social channels (now I’m seeing why Google+ hasn’t been included – they’re the black sheep of the social family it would seem) – so creating and sharing has never been so easy.  I knew it was going to be big, I just didn’t appreciate how big.

Only today, well, today they kinda put a dampener on proceedings.  Facebook have bought them for a very cool $1billion (said with a Dr Evil style little finger to my lips).  Only it’s not funny.  I mean – kudos to them – they’ve created something really cool, and it works.  But – well – what now?  Will they be allowed to remain on their little atol in the ocean of crap apps? or will they become part of the Facebook behemoth?  I guess only time will tell.

The thing that I would be most concerned about, is how socially people perceive the app to be.  There seems to be a certain kind of, well, social etiquette on there.  Much like twitter, it’s there to share with people, there’s a freedom to it which made it more like twitter and less like Facebook.  It just seems fundamentally wrong that they would even allow you to make your photos private – I mean – what’s the point? (yes, I tried it, it just seemed wrong somehow) just stick them on Facebook if you’re going to be… oh wait – they’re now part of Facebook… So what are the rules of being ‘socially’ acceptable on instagram, or Facebook, or, well – any of them? To be considered another day perhaps…

window shopping

April 9, 2012 by stuff about ux

One of my rather guilty secrets is that I like to window shop… online.  I’m one of those terribly irritating users who goes onto websites just to look at the pretty pictures.  The thing is, when you stop going onto a website with the sole purpose of not buying something, you start to notice the details about the site itself.  Where the ‘buy’ buttons are, how clearly things are labelled, what the pack shot looks like, what the delivery policy is, and how easy it is to just ‘browse’ for random things.

So the other day, I was pondering somewhat, mainly because I’d seen an advert in a magazine for a new range of crockery, and it looked really rather nice.  The only problem, is that the crockery was being sold in a rather large chain store that specialises in baking and home ware products (names witheld to protect my sanity).  Anyway, I remembered the website and I shuddered.  Why? well it’s not exactly known for its ability to ‘browse’ – in fact it’s a site that I would classify as an ‘anti-browse’ site.  Navigation which makes you think about what you might want, and where it might be located (don’t get me started on taxonomy!).  Why should I have to think about it?  If I walked into their shop – I could just see it and walk up to it.

The ‘offline’ shopping experience can be one of pleasure (or of pain if you’re a man being dragged around by a woman – women, take heed – leave the men at home, shopping is far more fun!).  You get in your car, you take a nice drive to a car park somewhere, you get out and then start wandering around these beautifully lit shops, with wonderful products, perhaps you can stop for a coffee and watch the world go by.  OK, so the reality of the situation is, it’s pouring with rain, there’s always a queue of traffic, it takes half an hour to find a parking space, the charges are exorbitant, there are too many people, the sales staff are rude and the coffees are always over priced.  Suddenly, staying at home and browsing using your laptop or iPad seems like a really nice idea – it’s warm inside, you don’t get wet and you get your coffee just how you like it (made by someone else).

The issue here, is that once you step foot over the door, and you’re in the shop, products are laid out in a way that allows you to drift from one item to the next.  Colours are arranged together and you can see them – so you can zoom in on something that catches your eye.  Products are lined up next to each other logically – trousers next to jeans, pots and pans next to bakeware, TVs next to DVD players – you get the point.  You can drift from one item to the next, you can zig-zag around the shop, or loop from one display to another, and you can always go back really easily because you remember that those nice skinny jeans you liked were right next to those hideous red trousers.  Your mind is a powerful thing when recalling positioning of items.

In the online world – this very rarely occurs.  You ‘walk’ over the threshold and wow – you’ve got to think.  What did you go there for?  Oh yes, plates.  Now – are they in the crockery section? nil points – there is no crockery section.  Hmmmm… oooh I know, it’ll be in something to do with the ‘home’ section… no. hmmm… this is getting like the telegraph crossword with a clue that’s actually an anagram.  Oh I give up – I’ll just search for it – oh damn, what do I search for? You know what – I think I’ll just go get wet and go to the shop… all my fun has now gone, and I’m not even sure I want those plates any more.  The thing is – the above happens, all to frequently – but more and more of us just aren’t even venturing out to the shops.

My question that formed in my head, right about the time when I thought – those plates I’ve got already are OK, was ‘Are customers going to buy from an online store instead of the real store, just because of who the brand are?’  I’m sad to say that I suspect the answer to that is an emphatic ‘yes’.  There are tons of reasons why, ease, no shop near, etc, etc, etc.. but should this really be an excuse for a poor experience?

When you have a real life presence in the form of a bricks and mortar store, and then you have an online presence, the two surely should be there to support one another, no?  One should be an extension of the other, and vice versa.  In fact, when they both work hand in hand they can save the company millions and increase profits.  So why should it be so disappointing that when the store employs people who are specialists in psychology to present their store in such a way where customers are compelled to purchase, do they not do the same with their online store?  More specifically, why aren’t these experts, working with their online equivalents (me incase you were wondering- yes, I know, shameless plug), to produce an experience that is pretty much identical?

It’s 2012 – the internet is not going away (well, unless there’s an unfortunate incident with something called Skynet – but that’s science fiction so I’ll move on), and if the high street is to survive, then surely having strategy that encompasses online and offline makes sense?  I would love to go to a website and know that I’m going to get the same kind of experience as I would get when I walked through the doors of the store I like.  User Experience might be considered ‘new’ to a lot of people – but it’s not – it’s been around for years.  We (me especially) want to create an experience that the customer loves, because if they love it, well they’re more likely to buy something they never intended to.