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Terrible acting

So I finally got around to watching Twilight and then went to see New Moon.  Talk about teen angst overload.  I liked the story, or the idea behind the story.  It was a great kinda vampire idea that sat behind it.  Although it was a little bit Twin Peaks with a Buffy overtone.  It all seemed a little too serious for an teenage film.  A girl falling head over heels in love with a hundred year old vampire who doesn’t look a day over 21 (pft 17 my arse).

The films were filled chockablock full of bad acting.  It was like an ITV period drama, lots of (really bad) music over tones with wafting scenes that didn’t have any good dialogue in them.  It all seems a little preposterous.  It’s a shame really but these things happen I guess.  Not much that can be done to argue with the situation.

I’m currently watching The Golden Compass.  Another film that you really hope will be so much more than it actually delivers.  Absolutely amazing cinematography and the Steam Punk overtones are truly brilliant.  The thing that lets it down is the sodding main lead… Dakota Blue Richards cannot act for toffee and is probably the reason why we won’t get to see the Amber Spy Glass or the Subtle knife on the big screen.  It’s utterly saddening because all the adult actors and actresses play the parts superbly.  Nicole Kidman is very good as the evil Mrs Coulter.

I guess it ties in quite nicely, as the three films were directed by the same person.  There’s a huge difference between the films, one very polished and as pained as I am to admit it, well written, the other, nice scenery and a lot of teen angst.  I can see the difference in the writing styles of the authors as well.  Neil Pullman is a literary genius with a completely gifted writing style.  When I’m a successful author (yeah I know, but positive mental attitude and all that), I would love to be as good as Neil Pullman.  Stephanie Meyer on the other hand, is not the queen of dialogue and really could learn a thing or to from her English counterparts (read J K Rowling and Neil Pullman), both of them had more than enough original content to sustain them over seven and three books respectively.  I think I can summarise the New Moon Saga quite easily… girl falls in love with a vampire, she can’t be with him ’cause she’s not one, there’s also a pack of Werewolves, one of which is in love with her, never the twain shall meet… and then you swing between the two sides.

Balloon Fiasco

So after years of never having been, I finally went to the Bristol Balloon Fiesta on Saturday. We had friends down for the weekend and too the chance to go and see the festivities. We particularly wanted to see the night glow.

We stopped for a bite to eat in Bristol before making our way over to Ashton Court. It took us an hour to do about three miles. We’d paid for a parking ticket in advance so we could get in easier, only it wasn’t that easy. The sign-posts to the gate were terrible, and we managed to miss the entrance twice as a result. When we finally got in, we had our first run in with the less than useless marshalls. They didn’t do anything, resulting in us having to stop and ask where we were supposed to go.

When we did finally get in, we had about an hour and a half to wait until the night glow. So we wandered around for a bit. I managed to bump into a school friend I hadn’t seen in about 15 years, which was quite strange. It’s funny who you see at these places.

Anyway, the night glow was pretty spectacular, even if we didn’t get to see that much of it due to being so far away from the fence, and there not being a very good vantage point to see everything. It was late starting, but hey, it was worth it in the end. The twenty minutes of fireworks, were more like ten minutes, and they weren’t that spectacular. Still it was an OK evening.

The problem came when we went to leave. I won’t bore you with all the details, but we had a marshall next to us that stood talking to friends for a good forty minutes while everyone struggled and failed to get out of the car park. We got abuse from another marshall when we were sent up the other end of the car park to get out as that wasn’t an exit. We spent 90 minutes trying to get out of the car park. There were no marshalls to speak of, there was no information and there were a lot of annoyed and angry festival goers. It was an utter shambles. Won’t be going again, in less they can sort their act out.

State of play

So I managed to bag a free ticket to go and watch a preview of State of Play today.  I knew the film was coming out but I was a little reserved by the thought of watching it as I’m not the biggest Russell Crowe fan, that said I did enjoy the TV series.  Anyway, a free film is a free film and it’s not often they have tickets available for round here.

So what did I think?  Could Russell Crowe replace John Simm as the reporter?  I went in with an open mind, and hoped I would enjoy the film.  I wasn’t actually disappointed, which is a good thing I guess.  Gritty, sarcastic and a few funny moments.  It was well cast, especially with Helen Mirren as the chief at the newspaper, Cam.

Anyway, I love something with a good twist in it, book, film or TV, this had more twists than a helter skelter.  Very enjoyable, definately worth a watch.  Especially if you liked Enemy of the State.

Two Books, Two Films

I seem to have a thing going on with the number two (not that number two you sick creatures), I mean a tale of two comedians and now two books, two films.

Last week my rental copy of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix arrived.  As this was the film version of the biggest Potter book, I was expecting, well, more… I have to say I was deflated and let down.  There were so many good things in the book that were simply missing from the film.  Somethings I could understand, but the Hospital scene, totally gone! why? You got to see Neville’s parents, and it would have been pretty good to see the Hospital.  Instead you got “look everyone, Dad’s back from hospital”… err, where was the gag with him trying to get stitches? Pah.  I felt there was far too much missing from the book that it seemed watered down and without direction.  I want to say more, but well there’s not much point.

And the other book? The Northern Lights, for I will call it that as it’s the British title of the book, ok so the film is called The Golden Compass, but I know it as the Northern Lights.  I saw the film today, I’ve read the book twice.  Hmmm… and indeed Hmmm… I have doubts over the casting of some of the characters, don’t get me wrong, there were some excellent actors and actresses in it, but I think it lacked conviction on places.  Ten out of Ten for the casting of Serafina Pekala, Farder Coram, Lee Skoresby, Ma Costa and Lord Faa, but the rest? hmmm. 

Dakota Blue Richards hasn’t convinced me she is Lyra, merely that she’s probably a stroppy little madam.  She seemed to struggle (as I did when reading), with the colloquialisms laid out in the book, words like “en’t” they just seemed to stick, and hang, just as much as if she’d said “fuck” at the most inopportune place.  As for Ian McKellan, he has an imposing voice, and as Gandalf it was as if he was born to play that role.  As Iorek Byrnson, he was not.  My first thought was Patrick Stewart, they’re voices are quite similar.

I was interested to hear that Daniel Craig was playing Lord Asriel and
Nicole Kidman was playing Mrs Coulter.  Daniel Craig had the worst line
in the film “Can’t we sort this out like gentlemen” (I actually
cringed) and Mrs Coulter just wasn’t as venomous as I’d hoped.  Both
excellent actors let down by a poor script.  Daniel Craig was especially let down, when you read the book, and try to imagine Lord Asriel Daniel Craig works as someone to portray him, but for some reason he just didn’t work.
 

I knew what was coming when I saw it for the first time on the screen, and then I thought, “oh god, please don’t let them do that every time Lyra reads the Aletheometer”… Sadly as there is no god, my prayers were not answered.  The worst special effect of the film was played over and over every time the Aletheometer was consulted.  The dust came swirling out of the centre of the Aletheometer and you got to see what it was telling Lyra, only it was not constructed well and you couldn’t clearly see what she was seeing.  I think had they had a stronger actress, she could have explained away what it was saying, even if it was just to Pantalaemon.

Other special effects were better than hoped.  For example the air-ships, using gyroscopes to power them was quite impressive.  The Daemons, as a rule were quite convincing, with the exception of Mrs Coulter’s golden monkey, which just didn’t look right.  There was some sloppy work in there though, the scene with Lyra riding on Iorek’s back across a frozen lake, did not flow very well, it looked, lumpy.  When Mrs Coulter bent down to pick up her Daemon on the airship, it was clumsy, badly edited.  I know a lot of money was spent on the effects, and they took a long time, but I felt they could have been done better in places.

Empire said that the ending had been cut, to act as a follow onto the next film, but it still came as a bit of a slap when you got to the end.  I was all fired up for the ending.  What they have done is imply that two of the main characters (for those of you who have not read or seen the film yet, I won’t spoil it in detail), will carry on throughout the next film, which in the book they do not, a whole new set of characters are introduced.  Why would you do that?  I don’t believe the director’s argument for doing so is a valid one. 

Again this was another film that felt watered down, whilst the outline of the plot was in essence true to the book, it just didn’t feel as rich and full bodied as the book did.  Perhaps they will polish it up further between the film and the DVD release, to give it that Lord of the Rings shine.  It has to be said, even the special effects in the Harry Potter film were significantly better.  It was good to see the film, to see it brought to life and alive, I enjoyed it, but not as much as I had hoped I would.

Update 6/12/07:
<a href=”http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7128985.stm”>Two “religious” reviews of the Golden Compass</a>, so following on from yesterday’s rather long post (above), today I read the linked reviews on BBC news online.  The first one was a pathetic attempt at a review, focusing solely on the Magesterium as a Catholic style institution.  Get over it, go harp on about how great the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe is.  It’s no reason to boycott what is in essence being marketed as a Christmas Kids film.  The kids aren’t going to see the Religious divides in this, in less their parents indoctrinate them so much that they are forced to believe that is what the film is about.  Yes I get the irony, and the sarcasm, but it’s not a film about Polar Bears.

The second review from the atheist, to a degree covered everything that I wanted to say (but probably did so poorly), he made the point I failed to, but also felt, the film was too short, it should be 2.5 hours long.  I don’t like the idea, (and I think Philip Pullman agrees) that the film is being used to wage some religious war against Catholicism and Atheism.  Whilst Pullman has recognised that the book is anti-religion, I think there is something beyond that in the book.  The books are wonderful stories, the kind that open your mind and pull you through.  As for them not being Children’s books? I think that’s incorrect, as you’ll find them in the 8 to 12 reading range in Waterstones… (I have copies, I was looking for Christmas presents).

Whilst I think the first review is a farce, I think the second one is pretty much spot on in terms of having to pull their finger out for the second and third books.  Perhaps they should get Peter Jackson on the case, he seemed to have pulled off something completely amazing with the Lord of the Rings trillogy, I’m sure he didn’t spend as much as Wietz did on the Golden Compass and it was not a sloppy production in any way.   

The Traveller

I can see what’s going to happen here. It’s going to be another Da Vinci Code. Firstly can I say I read the Da Vinci Code in first edition hardback. I thought it was a great book, but it wasn’t until it came out in paperback that people started saying what a cult book it was. Now I think it’s kinda passe and detracts from a very good book, I don’t believe in the bible so I thought it was great, but as far as I’m concerned it really is just like the bible, a great work of fiction. NB any religious nuts taking offence to this, don’t bother posting some crap in my comments section, piss off now. I don’t care what you think, it’s my right to have this opinion, go create your own blog and talk about how much of a hethan I am there.

Ok back to the traveller. I finished reading it this week, I bought it before I saw lots of reviews about it, or the underground station plastered with adverts for it. I thought it looked interesting. Finally picked it up and well I couldn’t put it down. I don’t know why. I love the idea, I loved the theory behind it, but damn it, it really wasn’t *that* good. The prose was great, right up until the main protagonist left the UK to go to America, after that it got watery, the detail was gone the raw grittiness and the description just lost it’s basis.

You’ll sit there and wonder all the way through what makes each side so special, is one wrong or is it right? Who really are the bad guys in all of this? As far as I can tell there are only one set of people with special powers, the travellers themselves. What do the Tabular do that makes them so frightening? In essence, what is the big deal?

As I said, I really did enjoy the book, and it’s haunted me since I put it down, a search of Waterstones didn’t yeald anything like it. It’ll have the same grip as the Matrix did on screen, only I hope that it doesn’t have the same affect that the Matrix did, i.e. after the first film, it was so over hyped they got worse rather than better.

I read in the Observer this morning that the author is a mystery, his publishers have not met him, he’s to become a legindary recluse. Does this mean we now have someone other than Belle Du Jour to while away our time wondering about? OK I’m taking it a bit far, but you get my meaning. Perhaps the author’s reclusiveness will detract from his writing, making people rave about a book that’s pretty good at best, possibly to become over rated at worst.

Such is life. I’ve got some new books to read now… I’ll probably read in the next week:
Karin Slaughter – Faithless
Dean Koontz – Velocity
Jack Kerley – The Death Collectors.

I may also get bored at some point today and sort out the leaning tower of books into author order…

Reading List

Ok so it’s not quite a reviews thing, but there are a few books that I’d like to get and read, so I thought I’d make a list of them on here.

Monday Mourning by Kathy Reichs
Fast Food Nation – Eric Schlosser }
Dude Where’s My Country – Michael Moore } All 3 for £12 on Amazon, Bargain!
Fat Land – Greg Crister }
Want to Play – P J Tracy

Well that’s about it, without taking a visit to Waterstones and just perusing (something I’ve not really done in ages).

Oh and I managed to finally read The Lonely Dead by Michael Marshall. It was a good book, bit of a head fcuk really. Lots of things implied but not that many answers. A bit like John Connolly towards the end which was a bit weird but then that’s good in a way.

*UPDATE* I’ve bitten the bullet and ordered some books. I’m also going to be having a clear out of some of my books, in a hope to get rid of some of the ones I’ve not read and have no intention of reading. I think I’ll start by using the market place thingy on Amazon to get rid of some of them.
Ooooh what did I order I hear you ask?!?
Fast Food Nation – Eric Schlosser
Not on the Label – Felicity Lawrence
Monday Mourning – Kathy Reichs
Driving over Lemons – Chris Stewart

I took Adrian’s advice and didn’t bother with “Dude Where’s My Country”

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